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Why is it that every time I sit on the couch, an earthquake appears?
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ur too Fat.r u not sure ur d one responsible 4 d earthquake in Japan!!
The contact of your sorry **** with the couch makes it cringe with horror.
You are too fat and you are sitting down too fast. It's a wonder the furniture didn't shatter!
How does it appear? Bit shaky?